1. prime-style casseticons with soundwave. clockwise from the upper left, ratbat, laserbeak, ravage, rumble, frenzy…
awww i love daddy soundwave
then i read part two
AND EVERYTHING HURTS
i wish every post was this post
I think I just woke up my brother from laughing so hard.
Guys where’s the Agent Fowler version of this.
you must have missed it, it’s been here all along
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
1. prime-style casseticons with soundwave. clockwise from the upper left, ratbat, laserbeak, ravage, rumble, frenzy …
Oh, those poor things.
Issac, and all of Soundwave’s wittle babies.
(I never heard about Issac until now. is he a huge thing?)
he’s been around since the synth-en episode. the miner drone whose face ratchet disfigured was dubbed isaac by TFG, because the his twin visors reminded everyone of the character isaac from bioshock fuck i meant deadspace. somewhere along the line he was also turned into steve’s dad.
the reason you haven’t heard of him much is because steve is by FAR the most popular eradicon and gets all the fanart and attention. probably because everyone is a shipper and gay for starscream.
isaac’s winning merits are being a classy intellectual fellow with strong interests in history, politics, and loyalty to the decepticon cause as a whole. needless to say he is awesome but sadly, fandom will always prioritize a romantic relationship over a parental one.
The continuing torment of little Drift via IDW Dad. Now featuring a playdate. Because IDW dad knows- there’s nothing more Japan then tentacles.
Oh IDW dad. You so crazy.
It’s Drifts last face that kills me
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED JAPAN DRIFT
YOU GOT YOUR ALT MODE IN A FIELD OF RICERS
A FIELD
OF RICERS
YOU LIVED IN JAPAN FOR LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Ah, but see, that’s not quite how I saw it. Poor little Drift just wanted to make a few friends, repent for his wrongs, do the right thing in his new life. His first few appearances had him as pretty quiet, honestly. The only times it was all LOOK AT ME! was when IDW wanted him riiiiiight up there. Like a pushy, bullying parent.
Which is where little Drift came from in the first place. Poor Drift-a-boo.
You should make a toddlers in tiaras parody of it.
^^^i should not have laughed the way i did at that
this is about the “I work out” knock out thing, I’m sure you’re all familiar with it
and here’s some examples of them not getting jokes
oh hey and apparently people aren’t allowed to run askblogs either
yes, I am indeed sad enough to actually screencap all of that, so I…
don’t feel bad about screencapping their buttmad. the fandom needs to see this. it’s hilariously sad on their behalf.
>”If I see one more piece of shit “shoop anon” or LOL 4CHAN “humor” in my beautiful transformers tag”
>”shoop anon”
ohhh they were definitely the trolls that tried to “hurt my feelings” that one time. it’s been obvious since forever, but this piece of evidence just confirms it. only someone who’s lurked TFG would know me by that name.
you don’t even know how big the smirk on my face is right now.
the funny thing here is that this particular reaction
was in response to this drawing of mine:
which is a)not drawn by you and b)doesn’t qualify as 4chan humor in any way
since ya know, I wasn’t thinking of 4chan at all when I drew that, I didn’t think it would be TFG’s cup of tea at all. I don’t think I’ve ever drawn anything specifically for 4chan, really.
eh. i don’t really think TFG has a particular brand of humour (not including our in-jokes such as derp2gether). we just like what we like, regardless.
either way, i still think it’s funny that a) they mentioned me in a context which did not relate to me in the slightest, in a very obviously butthurt kind of way when i have literally done nothing to bait them, and b) that they got their jimmies rustled up over 4chan, of all things. isn’t that a given? it’s just a waste of rage imho, haha
1. request for biorobo; soundwave helping out eradicons pick out voices. i may have gone overboard on ‘cuteness’
2. random starscream sketch from behind.
fun game: try to guess who all the eradicons are~
bonus points for not looking at the tagsEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I could totally write something about the lil guys getting voices and flapping their doorwings in happiness.
that sounds adorable. <333
though to be technically fair, the one flapping his wings is one of the flier drones with true wings, haha.
stupid rants about sexuality and sherlock
….my irl friends have probably heard this before but whatever
and no actual trauma trigger warnings just some stuff that people may be sensitive about
perhaps we’re not on the same wavelength but for me the problem isn’t the writers not making him asexual the problem is implying he’s ‘actively’ abstaining when his portrayal thus far has him giving absolutely zero fucks about sex and sexual topics.
WHAT
WHAT
reblogging for ALIENS
I don’t get why people are freaking out over this. The camera simply caught what looks like a wild goose with it’s wings on the downward flap as it is lifting off.
no one’s freaking out. it just looks absurd. that’s the joke.
YOU-YOU GUYS!
BUT YOU DON’T END IT LIKE THAT. YOU JUST DON’T.
steve’s death is still the one thing that struck me the most about the episode, haha.
kudos to the brilliant minds of tfp, if any of it was intentional.I REALLY REALLY hope that wasn’t intentional and they didn’t actually kill Steve
cause they could have a lot more fun with him than that.
i don’t know how they’d bring him back because HAHA starscream literally shanked the shit out of him. seriously, what an asshole.
I dunno why you’re so set on one of those being Steve, there’s really nothing that made him a real character to begin with, so it’s just as valid to assume it wasn’t him as it is to assume it was.
suppose not, but it’s hard not to get attached to consistent voices. he was always *that* background guy because of kevin doing his voice. it wouldn’t have been such an irk if all the eradicons had had one guy voicing them but i suppose spontaneous individuality is a price to pay for budget variety. it’s all just silly human projection of individualism on alien robot drones who all look the same when you get down to it. at best it’s something to discuss and speculate on for pointless trivial reasons when you’re bored and stuck in a cafeteria waiting for your next class, haha.
The thing is, in a meta sense we know that they just grab whoever is nearest to voice them, so it just doesn’t follow that they’re not going to have him keep voicing eradicons at random times just because one of the hundreds of anonymous drones was killed.
Think of it this way: maybe eradicons have a few different ‘stock’ voices, and the “Kevin” voice is one that a set of drones have, rather than *just* Steve.
Kind of like how computers have those set choices of voices for the text to speech functions. Hmm, I wonder if the Eradicons get to choose which one they want to use.
that’s what i meant by spontaneous individuality/budget variety. of course no one ever planned for kevin michael richardson to consistently voice ground eradicons that just *didn’t* die, he was just lucky enough to be the nearest guy around for those particularly lucky eradicons. but it happened, and it’s just too easy to fall into that flawed logic that says if something it looks and sounds like a particular something, it must be that particular something. people are prone to patterns and steve just happened to be an unintended pattern that everyone caught wind of.
YOU-YOU GUYS!
BUT YOU DON’T END IT LIKE THAT. YOU JUST DON’T.
steve’s death is still the one thing that struck me the most about the episode, haha.
kudos to the brilliant minds of tfp, if any of it was intentional.I REALLY REALLY hope that wasn’t intentional and they didn’t actually kill Steve
cause they could have a lot more fun with him than that.
i don’t know how they’d bring him back because HAHA starscream literally shanked the shit out of him. seriously, what an asshole.
I dunno why you’re so set on one of those being Steve, there’s really nothing that made him a real character to begin with, so it’s just as valid to assume it wasn’t him as it is to assume it was.
suppose not, but it’s hard not to get attached to consistent voices. he was always *that* background guy because of kevin doing his voice. it wouldn’t have been such an irk if all the eradicons had had one guy voicing them but i suppose spontaneous individuality is a price to pay for budget variety. it’s all just silly human projection of individualism on alien robot drones who all look the same when you get down to it. at best it’s something to discuss and speculate on for pointless trivial reasons when you’re bored and stuck in a cafeteria waiting for your next class, haha.
YOU-YOU GUYS!
BUT YOU DON’T END IT LIKE THAT. YOU JUST DON’T.
steve’s death is still the one thing that struck me the most about the episode, haha.
kudos to the brilliant minds of tfp, if any of it was intentional.I REALLY REALLY hope that wasn’t intentional and they didn’t actually kill Steve
cause they could have a lot more fun with him than that.
i don’t know how they’d bring him back because HAHA starscream literally shanked the shit out of him. seriously, what an asshole.
if there’s any hope for him my headcanon would like to believe what one anon on tfg said, that the drones’ personalities are simply recycled into new bodies. as horrifying as that may sound (especially if memory loss is involved) it’s a lot less farfetched than jack being an honorary prime.
and yes yes, the creators said that what dies stays dead, but i’ve been thinking, what if there’s a reason the drones are considered dispensable? maybe it’s because they literally ARE. they might not be alive in the same sense as the main transformers are but they might have a portable AI that is advanced enough it gives them proper sentience and limited rights. one that reboots rather than goes offline for good. the memories can die and such but the personality stays intact, kind of like a computer program from a cd.
maybe that’s just hopeful thinking (i always criticized steve for being a bad son to isaac and not growing a pair of balls) because i’ve grown accustomed to his faceless face. in the end i guess only time will tell. if steve never ever appears in transformers prime ever again, i can rest sadly but easily knowing he’s dead for good. if he does, well … i don’t know.
i don’t really like loose ends, so if there’s no explanation given whatsoever with steve’s reappearance (eg. an offhand comment by the kevin-voiced eradicon about his last run in with starscream and either barely surviving or getting offlined/brought back) then my mind will automatically assume, in this order of priority 1) the steve personality is back and had his memories removed by request due to conflicting emotions and trauma, 2) the personality known as steve is dead for good, memories and all and this is just a horrifying reminder of what once was or 3) steve never died, it was just an identical model who looked like steve.
tl;dr fuck you steve why am i fretting over you, you’re not even a canon character.
You find a Tentaspy stranded and help put him in your bathtub to make sure he won’t dry out.
What do?
ohmygod
ohmahgawd
what.
OH PRIMUS. How did you find my illegitimate lovechild?! WHO TOLD YOU?!
this is all your fault. haven’t you ever heard of protection. goddamn you squidformer.
HAHA WHAT I WENT TO DO THE MAP SHIT AND JESUS WHAT it just dropped me here omg
wth i ended up in the same location when i did this. DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO TEAM UP?
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Stylus and Double-tap. (Double-tap was originally Click-a-Magnus, but frankly, Doubl-tap just works better.) They are a tablet pen and a mouse respectively.
Stylus likes to dance around the tablet pad and tease Double-tap. He’s not mean, just a little naughty. Prone to impromptu games of hide-and-seek too, camoflaging against his keeper’s laptop or burrowing in the sheets. Hates it when you press his buttons.
Double-tap is mine from that thread. <3 He’s an irritable little corded mouse. He has wings, but is limited in how far he can fly by his tail- the mouse cord is plugged into the computer, so he is stuck. The scrolling ball detaches when he transforms, and he’ll throw it at people past the edge of his tether. The light of the mouse ends up on his pelvis, so whenever he moves, his butt glows. If you pet his wings, they make little clicky mouse noises. He hates all these things and considers them undignified.
hahaa stylus was mine. but then someone (i could’ve sworn it was you but i might be wrong) renamed him scrawler. i guess he goes by both names.
poor babby, now that tablet’s dead he’s pretty much a loner.
I’M TRANSLATING “HURTING FOR A VERY HURTFUL PAIN”
INTO SPANISH
WHO’S WILLING TO PROOFREAD/TEACH ME WONDERFUL LESSONS OF SPANISH WHEN I’M DONE??
(also this is part of my preparation for AP Spanish Language WOOHOO *shot*)
why don’t you ask banshee or starglow for these things
I’d be glad to help but to be honest native speakers would be better.
yeah I’m waiting to see if there’s any native speakers
not a vocapeep but i think i qualify as a native spanish speaker who would be willing to help with a translating project
